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An executioner taking a photo of himself at work.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Cat statues on entrance gate

Barristers

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

Nobody Upstages Trump!

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

French Army knife

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

"We have a favor to ask."

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

William Tell Executions.

Replica Football Merchandise

'Who ordered the chef's head?'

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

"What about the writers? Nobody ever blames the writers!"

'Since this is my first time in court, I wonder if it would be all right if my attorney got a couple of shots of me lying under oath.'

"One final question... how did you hear about us/"

"Work's been really hard."

'If I hear one more person say 'Just a little of the top' I'm going to lose it!'

'I don't suppose an apology would suffice?'