Vintage Critic Gifts

"Oh, the '94 - the best thing you can say about the '94 is that the '95 was worse."

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Second hand furniture.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Ladies by the seaside

You had me at vintage.

Grandma's caf

'Man...You age great!'

"How soon will this be a remnant

"I love these old decorations!"

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Antiques

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Historic Bank Jobs.

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

1930's Lady.

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Typewriters and Laptops.