Vintage Critic T-Shirts

"Oh, the '94 - the best thing you can say about the '94 is that the '95 was worse."

Sir Winston Churchill

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"How soon will this be a remnant

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

You had me at vintage.

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

'Man...You age great!'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I love these old decorations!"

Ladies by the seaside

Grandma's caf

Antiques

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

Historic Bank Jobs.

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

1930's Lady.

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

Typewriters and Laptops.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line