Vintage Catch Gifts

Sea-side - The bathing hour

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

'Steroids.'

Man thinks about his wife while fishing and thinks about fishing next to his wife

'You said bring something blue-veined to go with vintage port.'

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

'Hey, we're in style!'

'It's part of our Thanksgiving tradition - I hide the frozen turkey and Walter hunts it down.'

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

"This one's rubbish as well."

'Don't let it go!'

'I'll trade you three eight-inch shiners for that 24-inch bass.'

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

'I got it at a sale of slightly irregular clocks.'

'I'll never go fishing with you again.'

Honestly ,trout tickling is a doddle!

Catch-and-release whaling.

Antique shop with 'the end is near' signs.

'It took me over 18 hours to get him in the boat, and working 12 jobs to pay to have him mounted.'

Fisherman and pelican fighting over a fish

"Just reach under his belly and lift him into the boat."

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

Angling Competition

"It's the fish of his dreams. He was asleep when I caught it, put it on his hook and woke him."

'Can't say much for the other two - but the marlin sure fought like hell!'

'Just how big are the fish in this lake?'

Fishing Catch Photos.

Fisherman takes his prize catch to bed.