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'You know you should look for another hobby, when your homemade white wines are darker than your reds.'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'How do you folks get away with such flagrant violation of Prohibition?'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'Coleridge'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

Poetry repairman

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

Does "worldly goods" include intellectual property?

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Wino Appreciation Group

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

Writer

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"