Villainous Vibes Pillows

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Here we are."

Rocking Witches.

Scarpia from Tosca

Halloween Selfie

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

More Pardons

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

'Ogg's quite the visionary.'

Evil Villain.

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

"Who's there?"

'Oooh, looks like the welcome wagon is on its way!'

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

"Ask her where she keeps the mailbox key and the nutmeg."

"Believe me, you're not the first person who thought they were getting a deal by buying generic."

"He may be evil, but his breath is like air conditioning."

Old Darth Vader

Swell who has called a police officer to pick up his umbrella rather than bend and disturb his collar

"So...you drive stick."

"I'm a mad scientist who developed a weapon to rule the world, but I don't do the crazy 'moohaha' laugh because I'm afraid of being discovered and beaten up by a superhero."

"Don't worry. I'm just here to kill the buzz."

Revenge pawn

"Besides talking for too long after capturing the hero, what would you say is your greatest weakness?"

'Hit me in the head with a sledgehammer.'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'