Villainous Vibes Gifts

"The only joke is your act bud!"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Here we are."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Scarpia from Tosca

Rocking Witches.

Halloween Selfie

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

More Pardons

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'Ogg's quite the visionary.'

Evil Villain.

"Who's there?"

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

Witches Brew

'Oooh, looks like the welcome wagon is on its way!'

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

"This says we're in an area of unpredictable movements of the earth's tectonic plates."

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

Voodoo Darts. . .

'It's true: I played the Villain's cat in a number of James Bond movies...'

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

Old Darth Vader

"Believe me, you're not the first person who thought they were getting a deal by buying generic."

"Ask her where she keeps the mailbox key and the nutmeg."

"He may be evil, but his breath is like air conditioning."

Swell who has called a police officer to pick up his umbrella rather than bend and disturb his collar

"So...you drive stick."

"I'm a mad scientist who developed a weapon to rule the world, but I don't do the crazy 'moohaha' laugh because I'm afraid of being discovered and beaten up by a superhero."

"Don't worry. I'm just here to kill the buzz."

"Besides talking for too long after capturing the hero, what would you say is your greatest weakness?"

'Hit me in the head with a sledgehammer.'

Visual Gag: A Palm reader reading the palm from someone elses hand with the aid of a battery powered night light