Vain Vibes Pillows

Swell who has called a police officer to pick up his umbrella rather than bend and disturb his collar

The height of fashion in 1796

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

Islington Angels.

Cover Design for E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

A 60's pop group

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

'I turn the other cheek more now that Botox has made it wrinkle-free.'

"Kid's today!"

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

"Sadie, you were around in the sixties...was 'Mad Men' accurate?"

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

Greta Thunberg wins German TV prize...

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

'Oooh, looks like the welcome wagon is on its way!'

"And what do you think my husband is worth?"

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

'We find for the defendant, but we're really not too crazy about his claim.'

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."