Village Humorist Pillows

Footman and groom talk about the rector's weight in horse terms

Sign reads: 'Kisses ?5.00'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

I fart more than that!

A Venus cow trap.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'It's negative attention ... as long as you keep asking why, they'll keep on doing it.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

COWS: Spare cow

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

Early American Think tank

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

"Can you milk a cow?"

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

Robinia Floribunda

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

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