Rural Humorists Pillows

10 pin bowling cows.

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

I fart more than that!

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

A Venus cow trap.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

'It's negative attention ... as long as you keep asking why, they'll keep on doing it.'

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

Early American Think tank

COWS: Spare cow

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Nice six-pack!

Close, but no cigar!

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

"Can you milk a cow?"

Cow cleaning his teeth with string.

'Got any cud flavour?'

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

"I stink... therefore, I am."

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)