Village Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'Typical village match. He has his pads strapped to his wellies.'

Before you leave...Do you have any feedback to help us improve our village?

'It will be the population season again before we know it.'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

I fart more than that!

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

A Venus cow trap.

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Early American Think tank

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

COWS: Spare cow

"Get the flock out of here!"

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

Close, but no cigar!

Nice six-pack!

"It's been a rainy winter."

As Jeff entered the remote country pub, he realised the locals were in-bred.

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

"Can you milk a cow?"

Cow cleaning his teeth with string.

Robinia Floribunda