Video Game Salesman Gifts

Sale.

Larry's used art

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Kitchen Tetris

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

Mohammad's motors

'God's speed.'

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

'How about a nice saloon?'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Lockdown Brain

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

'Was that the grunt affirmative, the grunt negative, or the grunt non-commital?'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'