Video Game Salesman Gifts

Sale.

Larry's used art

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Kitchen Tetris

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Mohammad's motors

'God's speed.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

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"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'How about a nice saloon?'

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'Was that the grunt affirmative, the grunt negative, or the grunt non-commital?'

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'