Video Game Royalty T-Shirts

The Royal Wii.

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Kitchen Tetris

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

The Royal Wii

Lockdown Brain

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

King Pin

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'We need more points in the paint.'

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

Another day at the realm.

'I see you've learned about your upcoming promotion.'

"Force level 3 on those high-five's! That's my photon firing hand!"

'It's not just that he plays games all the time, it's the games he plays. He's not playing 'Guitar Hero,' he's playing 'Guitar Sidekick''.

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

"Do you have any other qualifications apart from reaching level 15 on the 'Deathstar of Doom' game?"

Veggie Princess

"In my day, we had to trudge through a mountain of shag-pile carpet if we wanted to change the channel."

"OK, not only is what you’re doing disruptive, but I’m pretty sure it’s unethical."

"Thankfully, college is preparing us for unemployment."

'I need a new motto, with 140 characters.'

"Classical guitar hero"

"Still, Edgar, you were loyal longer than most, and I'd like to thank you for that."

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

"Get a job? Can't you see I'm busy?"

"Alexa, ask Siri to look up something for me."