Video Game Royalty Gifts

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Kitchen Tetris

The Royal Wii

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

King Pin

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

'We need more points in the paint.'

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

'I see you've learned about your upcoming promotion.'

"Force level 3 on those high-five's! That's my photon firing hand!"

Another day at the realm.

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

"In my day, we had to trudge through a mountain of shag-pile carpet if we wanted to change the channel."

Veggie Princess

"Do you have any other qualifications apart from reaching level 15 on the 'Deathstar of Doom' game?"

"OK, not only is what you’re doing disruptive, but I’m pretty sure it’s unethical."

'I need a new motto, with 140 characters.'

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

"Still, Edgar, you were loyal longer than most, and I'd like to thank you for that."

"Classical guitar hero"