Video Call Jester Pillows

Zoom

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Hardware and software

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Bad Interview Technique

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

'No, I wouldn't like a free quote for central heating! Where did you get this number?'

"Hold music will return after we pause for a commerial"

"And this is the room where people are trapped for all eternity trying to find the leave button at the end of their Zoom meeting."

Zoom Rodeos

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

"There's something you should know about me."

"It's terminal? Brill, I was worried my YouTube channel was loosing it edge."

"Whose idea was it to create a Zoom session for first graders?"

Virtual Magic Tricks

Texting Rodeo Clown

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

Cyber crime.

"Elijah didn't hear God's voice in the powerful wind, or in the earthquake, or the fire, but just then a call came in on his cell..."

Computer clown.

"Ho ordered the Cafe au Lait?"

Farce Book

A Zoom School of Fish

Why do my wife's lips move when I'm talking.