Video Chat Jester Pillows

"There's something you should know about me."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

Hardware and software

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

Bad Interview Technique

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Nanopsychiatry.

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'Your resume is quite impressive. However, I'm a little concerned about you biting your last four bosses.'

To begin, click on the bread crumb icon.

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'Your resume is pure baloney. How'd you like to write political speeches?'

Never poke fun.

'Do you have any other references besides your mom and Santa Claus?'

'Is he taking the piss?'

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"If we hire you, Sanders, you'll find that when it comes to security, we don't fool around."