Video Chat Jester Pillows

"There's something you should know about me."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

Hardware and software

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

Bad Interview Technique

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Nanopsychiatry.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'Your resume is quite impressive. However, I'm a little concerned about you biting your last four bosses.'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

Never poke fun.

'Your resume is pure baloney. How'd you like to write political speeches?'

'Do you have any other references besides your mom and Santa Claus?'

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'