Video Call Jester Gifts

Zoom

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Hardware and software

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

Bad Interview Technique

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

'No, I wouldn't like a free quote for central heating! Where did you get this number?'

"Hold music will return after we pause for a commerial"

Zoom Rodeos

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

"There's something you should know about me."

"It's terminal? Brill, I was worried my YouTube channel was loosing it edge."

Virtual Magic Tricks

Texting Rodeo Clown

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

Cyber crime.

"Elijah didn't hear God's voice in the powerful wind, or in the earthquake, or the fire, but just then a call came in on his cell..."

Computer clown.

Farce Book

A Zoom School of Fish

"Ho ordered the Cafe au Lait?"

Why do my wife's lips move when I'm talking.

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just broad band connection?'