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"I'm meeting with Thor for drinks. He doesn't zoom.

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

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'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

"Any yet he's always on my case."

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

'Roy! Over here! This line is way shorter.'

"I think I'll pass - I'm having a really bad-nose day."

'No thanks. I never sign a sales deal at the door.'

Jenkins won't be here today. He just called in healthy.

"If only you could do this in real life..."

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"Sorry, I'm afraid he can't come to the phone right now."

'We see a lot of carpal tunnel syndrome caused by repetitious pushing of the tv mute button during the political ad season.'

"You should have been here at eight!"

'I'm sorry, he's in a meeting. would you like his voice mail?'

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

'Ms Ferguson, weasel me out of the 315 meeting.'

"If you don't want to know the result of the united game then look away now"

'The person you called may be toying with the olive in her cocktail, please try again later.'

'You're going to have to find a way of avoiding those fast serves!'

"If you wouldn't book hotels with such great amenities, I wouldn't miss so many seminars."

"If it's the ice princess, I'm not here."

Personnel. The gap in my resume is when I got turned out on my back for six months.

"Myra's our creative director. She fabricates emergency situations for me when client meetings go on too long."

'40 years and I never missed a meeting. Oh, I attended a few, but never missed not going to another!'