Video Call Dodger Prints

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

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"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

'Roy! Over here! This line is way shorter.'

"I think I'll pass - I'm having a really bad-nose day."

'No thanks. I never sign a sales deal at the door.'

"If only you could do this in real life..."

"Sorry, I'm afraid he can't come to the phone right now."

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

'We see a lot of carpal tunnel syndrome caused by repetitious pushing of the tv mute button during the political ad season.'

"You should have been here at eight!"

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

'I'm sorry, he's in a meeting. would you like his voice mail?'

"If it's the ice princess, I'm not here."

'Ms Ferguson, weasel me out of the 315 meeting.'

"If you wouldn't book hotels with such great amenities, I wouldn't miss so many seminars."

"Myra's our creative director. She fabricates emergency situations for me when client meetings go on too long."

'The person you called may be toying with the olive in her cocktail, please try again later.'

'You're going to have to find a way of avoiding those fast serves!'

'40 years and I never missed a meeting. Oh, I attended a few, but never missed not going to another!'

"Sorry, your meeting's been pushed back...Mr. Smith's only 2,000 from a world record!"