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'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

Fear of news.

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

"Any yet he's always on my case."

Mary had a little spam

'Do you get the feeling that, in educational workshops, there are way too many buzzwords thrown around?'

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

"I think I'll pass - I'm having a really bad-nose day."

'No thanks. I never sign a sales deal at the door.'

"If only you could do this in real life..."

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

"I've had custom reading glasses made that blot out the words 'brexit' and 'royal.'"

"Sorry, I'm afraid he can't come to the phone right now."

"You should have been here at eight!"

'The person you called may be toying with the olive in her cocktail, please try again later.'

"Myra's our creative director. She fabricates emergency situations for me when client meetings go on too long."

'I'm sorry, he's in a meeting. would you like his voice mail?'

"If you wouldn't book hotels with such great amenities, I wouldn't miss so many seminars."

'You're going to have to find a way of avoiding those fast serves!'

"If it's the ice princess, I'm not here."

'Ms Ferguson, weasel me out of the 315 meeting.'

'40 years and I never missed a meeting. Oh, I attended a few, but never missed not going to another!'