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'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

Fear of news.

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

Mary had a little spam

"Any yet he's always on my case."

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

'Do you get the feeling that, in educational workshops, there are way too many buzzwords thrown around?'

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

'No thanks. I never sign a sales deal at the door.'

Jenkins won't be here today. He just called in healthy.

"I think I'll pass - I'm having a really bad-nose day."

"If only you could do this in real life..."

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"Sorry, I'm afraid he can't come to the phone right now."

"I've had custom reading glasses made that blot out the words 'brexit' and 'royal.'"

"You should have been here at eight!"

"If it's the ice princess, I'm not here."

"If you wouldn't book hotels with such great amenities, I wouldn't miss so many seminars."

"Myra's our creative director. She fabricates emergency situations for me when client meetings go on too long."

'Ms Ferguson, weasel me out of the 315 meeting.'

"If you don't want to know the result of the united game then look away now"

Personnel. The gap in my resume is when I got turned out on my back for six months.

'The person you called may be toying with the olive in her cocktail, please try again later.'

'I'm sorry, he's in a meeting. would you like his voice mail?'

'You're going to have to find a way of avoiding those fast serves!'