Vice-themed Art Lover Gifts

'Pray for me.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Where Indian ink came from.

Use your imagination.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Klimt Kiss Phones

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

What's an Imax cave?

The Origami Society...

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Amateurs."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

They were mysteriously drawn together

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

'Greenwich in the Season'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.