Darkly Comedic Art Lover Gifts

The Fall of Gnome

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Another day at work would be one too many...

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Loan Alley

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"The Eggsorcist"

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

HELLth Food Sprouts

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

The Origin of Creationism

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

The Death Of Venus

"'Grim Reapers' was considered too offensive, these days we're known as 'afterlife facilitators.'"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"And this is our new HR officer in charge of morale..."

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Vlad the Wholesaler

Bureau of the Damned

"Any references?"