Vice Embracer Gifts

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

Instructional guide to scribbling

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"You've changed."

"Must be another paradigm shift."

Summertime.

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"You had me at alternative milk."

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

Congratulations!

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

Anxiety of Change

You Know You're Old When...

'He's doing it again.'

Janus 2021

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

"Can't find your office, doc?"

Courtney Love

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"