Vice Embracer Gifts

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

Instructional guide to scribbling

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"You've changed."

"Must be another paradigm shift."

Summertime.

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"You had me at alternative milk."

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

Jackson Pollock the Spider

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

Congratulations!

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

'He's doing it again.'

Anxiety of Change

You Know You're Old When...

Janus 2021

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Courtney Love

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

"Can't find your office, doc?"