Exercise Embracer Gifts

'I'm putting you on a forced exercise program of walking. Hand over your driver's license!'

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"You've changed."

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

Anxiety of Change

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

'He's doing it again.'

Janus 2021

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

'Reinventing myself.'

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

New Year baby

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'There, there, Mrs Hornsby. Many women your age go through menopausal facial hair growth.'

'Of course things change: our fathers were replaced by machines - we'll be replaced with new software.'

"Please, don't be scared, it's only an idea."

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Great --- Starting from scratch again.