Veterinary Shows Pillows

Vets in practise

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Lactose Intolerant

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Agility God

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"A CAT scan? Are you sure?"

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Fill it up!"

The Friendship Between Death and the Doctor.

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"That's just not the real me."

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

The Cattle show Week.

"Janet, please. I'm calling the vet's office to check their lost and found. That's the last place I saw my nuts."

'The hills are alive with the sound of moo-sick!'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

Committee On Feline Healthcare

'In a pig's eye, you say!'