Veterinary School Graduation Mugs

'Good thing you called me... Yes, they've mixed worming powder with your food...'

Happy.

I need to set upmy own company.

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

School holidays

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

"No, when I said I dropped out of school, I meant I fell out the WINDOW."

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

'That's Friday, Ed.'

"My essay is titled Essay: Educational Tool or Tired Cliche?"

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

"This is what I think of your stupid imaginary friend."

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'

Bell ringer.

'Their'll bee a reel seen when Dad gets a lode of this sea minus.'

Bovine Proctology Graduation

'It's just one thing after another. The minute they let you out of school, the garden starts to produce.'

'My kid is trying to get into vet school and I don't understand...

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?

'Once upon a time...'

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

'Rectal palpation, hell! I lost my thermometer!'

Test Today. I didn't pass the test but I did beat the point spread.

"All that money spent at the dog training school was well worth it."

'Aha...Hmmmm...tsk, tsk, tsk!'

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'