Graduating Vet School Mugs

'What the hell kind of veterinarian are you going to make...'

'Physiology! Pharmacology! Bacteriology! Anatomy!...'

'Dean, we've been looking over your plans and curriculum...'

'NOW what do we do? His score was in the top ten percent!'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

Doc's Kid.

'Good thing you called me... Yes, they've mixed worming powder with your food...'

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'

'My kid is trying to get into vet school and I don't understand...

Bovine Proctology Graduation

No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?

'Rectal palpation, hell! I lost my thermometer!'

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'

'Aha...Hmmmm...tsk, tsk, tsk!'

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

"All that money spent at the dog training school was well worth it."

'Where does Doctor Davis practice?...'

'You're worried! What about me? I've never done this operation before!'

'...And, to expand our food animal practice curriculum,...

'This, Sir, is what we call a Sertoli-cell tumor....'

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

'Well, I'm AGAINST adding a course in business methods to the curriculum....

'Today, students, we will discuss lameness in fish.'

'Well, I've heard that you are a genius at replacing prolapses, Doc.'

We've got good definition of your hand, Henderson,...

'Welcome to the practice, my boy!'