Graduation From Veterinary School Mugs

Needles

Happy.

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

'Good thing you called me... Yes, they've mixed worming powder with your food...'

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'

Bovine Proctology Graduation

'My kid is trying to get into vet school and I don't understand...

No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?

'Rectal palpation, hell! I lost my thermometer!'

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

'Aha...Hmmmm...tsk, tsk, tsk!'

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'

"All that money spent at the dog training school was well worth it."

'You're worried! What about me? I've never done this operation before!'

The Assistant

'...And, to expand our food animal practice curriculum,...

'Today, students, we will discuss lameness in fish.'

'This, Sir, is what we call a Sertoli-cell tumor....'

'Well, I'm AGAINST adding a course in business methods to the curriculum....

'Well, I've heard that you are a genius at replacing prolapses, Doc.'

We've got good definition of your hand, Henderson,...

'What the hell kind of veterinarian are you going to make...'

'NOW what do we do? His score was in the top ten percent!'

My dogs an obedience school honor student

"When I grow up...I'm going to be a vegetarian veterinarian!"

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly ate poultry...

'Welcome to the practice, my boy!'

'I wonder if he's going to throw in a few pathology slides to break the monotomy.'