Vet School Graduate Mugs

'I'd like to order some turpentine, bright red in color...'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

'Good thing you called me... Yes, they've mixed worming powder with your food...'

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'

'My kid is trying to get into vet school and I don't understand...

Bovine Proctology Graduation

No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

'Rectal palpation, hell! I lost my thermometer!'

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

"Yeh, we met at University too, I was a Porter and Sharon was a cleaner."

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

'He needs counselling . . . he wants to be a vet.'

'I've decided to become a veterinarian, I love animals!'

'Where does Doctor Davis practice?...'

'Aha...Hmmmm...tsk, tsk, tsk!'

'You're worried! What about me? I've never done this operation before!'

'...And, to expand our food animal practice curriculum,...

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

'This, Sir, is what we call a Sertoli-cell tumor....'

Little Vet Play Kit.

'Well, I'm AGAINST adding a course in business methods to the curriculum....

'Today, students, we will discuss lameness in fish.'

'Well, I've heard that you are a genius at replacing prolapses, Doc.'

We've got good definition of your hand, Henderson,...