Vet School Graduate Prints

'I'd like to order some turpentine, bright red in color...'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

'Good thing you called me... Yes, they've mixed worming powder with your food...'

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'

Bovine Proctology Graduation

'My kid is trying to get into vet school and I don't understand...

No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

'Rectal palpation, hell! I lost my thermometer!'

"Yeh, we met at University too, I was a Porter and Sharon was a cleaner."

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'

'He needs counselling . . . he wants to be a vet.'

'Where does Doctor Davis practice?...'

'Aha...Hmmmm...tsk, tsk, tsk!'

'I've decided to become a veterinarian, I love animals!'

'You're worried! What about me? I've never done this operation before!'

'...And, to expand our food animal practice curriculum,...

'This, Sir, is what we call a Sertoli-cell tumor....'

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

Little Vet Play Kit.

'Today, students, we will discuss lameness in fish.'

'Well, I'm AGAINST adding a course in business methods to the curriculum....

'Well, I've heard that you are a genius at replacing prolapses, Doc.'

We've got good definition of your hand, Henderson,...