Veterinary School Graduation Prints

'Good thing you called me... Yes, they've mixed worming powder with your food...'

Happy.

I need to set upmy own company.

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

School holidays

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

"No, when I said I dropped out of school, I meant I fell out the WINDOW."

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

'That's Friday, Ed.'

"My essay is titled Essay: Educational Tool or Tired Cliche?"

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'

'My kid is trying to get into vet school and I don't understand...

Bovine Proctology Graduation

'It's just one thing after another. The minute they let you out of school, the garden starts to produce.'

'Their'll bee a reel seen when Dad gets a lode of this sea minus.'

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

Bell ringer.

No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?

'Once upon a time...'

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

'Rectal palpation, hell! I lost my thermometer!'

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

"All that money spent at the dog training school was well worth it."

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

'Aha...Hmmmm...tsk, tsk, tsk!'

'Well, I'm AGAINST adding a course in business methods to the curriculum....