Graduation From Vet School Prints

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

Performance.

Happy.

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

'Good thing you called me... Yes, they've mixed worming powder with your food...'

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'

Bovine Proctology Graduation

'My kid is trying to get into vet school and I don't understand...

No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?

'Rectal palpation, hell! I lost my thermometer!'

"All that money spent at the dog training school was well worth it."

'Aha...Hmmmm...tsk, tsk, tsk!'

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'

'Where does Doctor Davis practice?...'

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

'You're worried! What about me? I've never done this operation before!'

'...And, to expand our food animal practice curriculum,...

The Assistant

'Today, students, we will discuss lameness in fish.'

'Well, I'm AGAINST adding a course in business methods to the curriculum....

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

'This, Sir, is what we call a Sertoli-cell tumor....'

'Well, I've heard that you are a genius at replacing prolapses, Doc.'

'What the hell kind of veterinarian are you going to make...'

We've got good definition of your hand, Henderson,...

My dogs an obedience school honor student

'They didn't cover THIS in our restraint course at Cornell!'

'Now if you can break it in half, it's not an ovary....'