Veterinary Student Prints

No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?

'I wonder if he's going to throw in a few pathology slides to break the monotomy.'

'Rectal palpation, hell! I lost my thermometer!'

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

'I think he's got conjunctivitis'

'Well, I've heard that you are a genius at replacing prolapses, Doc.'

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'

'What the hell kind of veterinarian are you going to make...'

'We also found that the mortality rate significantly increased...

'In fact, class, one might say that there is a vas deferns...'

"Brad is graduating from the school of veterinary medicine."

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

'This, Sir, is what we call a Sertoli-cell tumor....'

"Because I did'nt know the stupid dog was a pit bull, that's why!"

'My kid is trying to get into vet school and I don't understand...

'Welcome to the practice, my boy!'

'Milford! They ain't never going to let you go to veterinary school...

Veterinary College "I see that drama group's doing 'Cats' again!"

'Today, students, we will discuss lameness in fish.'

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

Doc's Kid.

'Good thing you called me... Yes, they've mixed worming powder with your food...'

The server is great – Every time I try to leave her a tip, she puts it back in my bowl.

Bovine Proctology Graduation

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

'He needs counselling . . . he wants to be a vet.'

'I've decided to become a veterinarian, I love animals!'

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'