Vet Student Prints

'You're worried! What about me? I've never done this operation before!'

'...And, to expand our food animal practice curriculum,...

We've got good definition of your hand, Henderson,...

'Now if you can break it in half, it's not an ovary....'

'They didn't cover THIS in our restraint course at Cornell!'

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

"To slow for a spay, rigor mortis has set in."

'Yes, yes, yes, you have to go to school to become a vet...

'I want to be a vet, too, but I can't pass geometry.'

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

'Okay, students! Let the patient up now.'

Performance.

'Dean, we've been looking over your plans and curriculum...'

'I just changed my mind about being a veterinarian!'

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'

'Today, gentlemen, we will discuss the clostridial diseases.'

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

'No need to shout.'

Emily knew she wanted to be a veterinarian before she was two years old.

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

Doc's Kid.

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'

Bovine Proctology Graduation

'My kid is trying to get into vet school and I don't understand...

Dog leaving operating theatre in a hurry with a bone in his mouth

No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?