Veterinary Graduation Mugs

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'Aha...Hmmmm...tsk, tsk, tsk!'

Big Bang Theory.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Happy.

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

Robotic nurse in a future hospital.

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'...Or not.'

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

University of xylongatnyfexodyl never heard of it