Veterinary Receptionist Gifts

Vet's receptionist

'His number must be listed, Operator. He's somewhere in Yorkshire...'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Police Feline Unit

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Seagiraffes

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Fetch.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"Quick, start the car!"