Veterinary Receptionist Gifts

Vet's receptionist

'His number must be listed, Operator. He's somewhere in Yorkshire...'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Police Feline Unit

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Seagiraffes

"Foster failure"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'Fetch.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Chase me, chase me cows.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.