Hospital Receptionist Gifts

"It would be so great if, just once, someone didn't waltz in here complaining about something."

"Sorry, that's not my table."

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'You know too much,'

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

Dancing Doctor

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

Receptionist covers for boss by saying he's out of the office.