Clinic Receptionist Gifts

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

Woman has a sign at Allergy Clinic Records Dept. No Sneezing Beyond This Point!

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'You know too much,'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

In and Out Tray

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

Receptionist covers for boss by saying he's out of the office.

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"Sorry, that's not my table."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"Useless information"

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"Has anyone mentioned that you're management now, …… You don't get overtime."

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.