Clinic Receptionist Gifts

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

Woman has a sign at Allergy Clinic Records Dept. No Sneezing Beyond This Point!

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'You know too much,'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

In and Out Tray

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

Receptionist covers for boss by saying he's out of the office.

"Sorry, that's not my table."

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"Useless information"

"Has anyone mentioned that you're management now, …… You don't get overtime."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."