Veterinary Staff Gifts

'Now here, directly beneath the operating room, is our necropsy room.'

The server is great – Every time I try to leave her a tip, she puts it back in my bowl.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

Police Feline Unit

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Seagiraffes

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Fetch.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"Quick, start the car!"