Vet Med Comic Appreciator Gifts

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

No Soliciting

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

'Sorry'

"I used to be a veterinarian."

New, Improved Cat

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

'Forget those itch creams, do what I do, just put your butt down on the carpet and scoot around the room.'

Self-Esteem Clinic.

"I've got pride but no shame."

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

'S**t!'

Well there's something you don't see every day...

"Medical insurance? Are you kidding? No one will cover me for nine lives!"

"There are tomato genes in the cod, spinach genes in the trout, carrot genes in the halibut..."

"Are you nuts? This is what I do."

'Under the circumstances, I feel that it would be best if you had another doctor!'

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

'I told you a blowgun was a bad idea!'

Must you people always call during dinner? - Grim Reaper on the phone.

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

"Do we have any candy?"

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

Dog'e eye test.

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

'Hmmm...I think I know what he's saying here. Sometimes we manage to break through the walls that hold us back, only to find...another wall! Yes! I get it!'

"Yep, that's water retention."

Bank robber to teller after robbery: 'Now, I'd like to talk to you about opening a savings account.'

'Is this the way to the beach?'

'Lose weight and they should drop out of orbit!'

'I'll have to reschedule your appointment -- the doctor had an attack of squeamishness.'

'This is him, on the hands free.'

"It's the mark of Cain, but it's benign."