Vet Med Comic Appreciator Mugs

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

No Soliciting

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"I used to be a veterinarian."

New, Improved Cat

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

'Forget those itch creams, do what I do, just put your butt down on the carpet and scoot around the room.'

Self-Esteem Clinic.

"I've got pride but no shame."

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

'S**t!'

"There are tomato genes in the cod, spinach genes in the trout, carrot genes in the halibut..."

"Medical insurance? Are you kidding? No one will cover me for nine lives!"

Well there's something you don't see every day...

'I told you a blowgun was a bad idea!'

"Do we have any candy?"

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

Must you people always call during dinner? - Grim Reaper on the phone.

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

'Under the circumstances, I feel that it would be best if you had another doctor!'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

Dog'e eye test.

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

'Is this the way to the beach?'

Bank robber to teller after robbery: 'Now, I'd like to talk to you about opening a savings account.'

'This is him, on the hands free.'

CCTV security on heaven's doors.

'Lose weight and they should drop out of orbit!'

"Yep, that's water retention."

"It's the mark of Cain, but it's benign."