Vet Humor Fan Mugs

'Forget those itch creams, do what I do, just put your butt down on the carpet and scoot around the room.'

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Author does not do tricks."

The americanisation of vulture.

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'Oh Hi!'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

"Don't listen to her! She's a cuckoo: what would she know about parenting?!"

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Pet Entertainers

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'Ha ha! No kidding! You're pretty much most people's worst enemy.'

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

The First Cone of Shame.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'What happend? I thought you went to the dentist for a cleaning.'