Vet Humor Lovers Mugs

"Yep, that's water retention."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

Doggy conductor

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"Anatomy of a cat"

"I used to be a veterinarian."

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."

'Forget those itch creams, do what I do, just put your butt down on the carpet and scoot around the room.'

Polly Clinic.

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

#NoJunk

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

"This has you as three feet tall but I don't see you as more than two and a half."