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"Yep, that's water retention."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

Doggy conductor

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Dog Calenders.

You dope! Why would you build our home right next to a power plant?

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

"Anatomy of a cat"

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"I used to be a veterinarian."

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."

'Forget those itch creams, do what I do, just put your butt down on the carpet and scoot around the room.'

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

"This has you as three feet tall but I don't see you as more than two and a half."

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

#NoJunk

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"