Verse Versing Vagabond Gifts

Poet's Corner

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

'They say you have to drink 4 times as much merlot as pinot noir to get the same level of anti-oxidants. Isn't that just too, too bad?'

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

Ted Hughes

Poetry Buff.

Alexander Pope

If poets wrote road signs.

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

The Poet.

Walt Whitman sounds his barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.

Poet Joyce Kilmer is struck with inspiration for his poem "trees".

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

'The brochure says their wines are distinctive. I think I know why.'

Richard Graves.

Dame Edna Sitwell

'Your poetry totally captures the raw, primitive essence of the writing workshops you've attended.'

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."

"It's for weird minds - they're not wired like mine...oh! I'm a poet and didn't know it!"

Warriner's Efficient Poetry

Ezra Pound

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

"This jury finds the accused not guilty provided he tells us where he has hidden the money."

Great Urban Sprawl

Beware of Doggerel

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

A.E. Housman

"I believe doctors write too many prescriptions, Mr. Martin. I'm writing you a sonnet."

'No wonder they call themselves Miracle Vineyards. The label says this red is 50 Merlot, 50 Cabernet and 50 Sangiovese.'

"Dear Brenda Walshe, I'm afraid that this foundation strongly discourages grant proposals in rhyming couplets."

"If you ask me, his poetry has gone down hill since he started writing in metaverse."