Venus Visitor Gifts

'To begin with, he's from Mars, I'm from Venus...'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

UFO and snowman

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

Celestial Navigation

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

Iceland volcano

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

Swing by won't you?

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

Mrs Amblewll wished they'd hurry up and repair the park toilets.

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

'Boy, this is a no-nonsense kind of place, isn't it?'

Old lady feeding birds at a dining table in park.

'There, Farnsworth Still think it was my imagination'

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

'You should see Mr. Feeney in Room 201, sir -- he's our Vice-President in charge of unwelcome visitors.'

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

"So, does this mean that what happens in Vegas never should've even happened in the first place?"

'Hey, a pot...ted plant. Bless you, my man.'

The suite hereafter.

'Hurry, they're still making runs,'

Old lady at the door

'Joan of Arc is visiting - make sure all the toilet seats are down.

Fluffy was never quite the same after Aunt Ruby's visit.

Echo Hills - Please bear with us while we lower the decibel level.

"Striped-shirt, a faint smell of garlic: jackpot! I think this guy is coming to throw us French bread!"

'Roger hates goodbyes.'

"It's good to see the grandkids, but they're sitting on my stumps."

Roland enjoyed going to the park and feeding the vultures.