Planetary Visitor Gifts

UFO and snowman

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

Blue Origin

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Slinky Cow World

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Tampa, Juneau, Honolulu, we have a problem."

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

Newton's cradle

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"You are here"

'To begin with, he's from Mars, I'm from Venus...'

Moon Souvenirs

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

UFO

"Don't worry... they're not swearing. They're astrophysicists."

Vacation on the Moon.

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."

"I bought my wife a diamond planet"

The five inhospitable gas giants

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.