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"I'm not your puppet, Dan. I'm a deadly snake."

'Your shoe's untied.'

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"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

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'Play it again, Sam.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

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"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

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"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

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"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Dude. You seem tense."

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

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