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'Touch screen technology sucks.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

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"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'Play it again, Sam.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

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John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"Dude. You seem tense."

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Danth battle?

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'