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'Your shoe's untied.'

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'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

'Play it again, Sam.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Danth battle?

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

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John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"Dude. You seem tense."

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'