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'I lost him in the house, but don't worry, a snake that big should be easy to find.'

"Relax. It's just a movie."

'Your shoe's untied.'

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"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'Play it again, Sam.'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

Danth battle?

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"Dude. You seem tense."

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

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John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"